Stopping mid sentence to announce that it’s 4:20
I’ve always liked the whole theory of Gengar being Clefables shadow.
Why is it the more skin this boy covers the more I want him
thank you for joining us at the beyblade funeral. let it RIP
What do french people call a really bad thursday?
update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean
Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!!
not with that attitude
i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that
les anglophones volent des mots à d’autres langues puis chialent parce qu’ils ne sont pas orthographiés comme ils le voudraient
IM GONNA REBLOG THIS POST UNTIL I DIE IM CRYING